PHOENIXtrunks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ice Station: Tribute]

...huh?

O.K... Which team was the "good" team again? All the supposed heroes died... Besides that, nice job. Clean graphics and nice sound. At least you accomplished something...what may that be you ask? Well, I'm going to go check that book out!!!

Darren-Whelan responds:

The grey uniformed marines were the good guys. And if you read tha book, you will find out that many of hte heroes do die. But I didn't want to spoil the story for yas so I didn't reveal who prevails. Happy Readin!

[-True North-]

ALL HAIL "D"

D is lord!!! Compass Crew 4 life! No more Strawberry Clock!!!! DDDDDDDDDDD!!! The only problem is that the compasses look high or something... Besides that, it owns!!! D 4 life!

Vote 5 or strawberry clock will rise from the dead!!! If you are clock crew...ummm... he will eat the clocks first!

[The Mole]

I realize u were making fun of a freind...

...but y did u have to put it on NG? I'm sure if I knew your friend, it would have been funny. But since I don't, I'm gonna have to give this a bad score because the quality is god-awful... I'm gonna watch that Eminem thing the last guy wrote about...but if that aint good, I will never watch your shit again! Later!

The-Mercenary responds:

You already seen M&M, and I realiZe that you check out a piece of shit! Just read my response to M&M thing. And doent get pissed, you got what was comming to ya!

[Sting PWNS |-|@1|=-1i|=3]

...thank you for wasting my time!

a 3 meg movie that has only a segment of a song that got old about 7 years ago (or more depending on how much you hate MC Hammer)and consists of like 15 screenshots (at most) of CS showing off your score!? WHO CARES!!! We come to NG to watch animations, not stupid fat-asses who spend their lives playing CS and then brag because they camp so well (and not even that well because you always had at least 6 deaths...NOOB!!!). Well, that's all, now I'm even with you by wasting your time...

PS: never submit anything else to NG, we don't need your crap!

[Drowning in the Rain]

ummmmm...

the guy didn't have a dick...or he was pissing out of his hands...because I never heard of completely covering your dick when pissing...besides that, it was kinda funny but I couldn't really understand what the toilet was saying (don't hear that everyday). Well, I'm gonna give this a "3" because it was average work... Just being honest.

Hiarch responds:

What an odd request.... Why the hell do you want to see the guys dick? i didn't want to release any pornographic material on newgrounds would have to be the reason.

[Poring Hunt]

hahahahaha...I h8 RO...

...but this was funny, so I'm gonna give it a 10 and a 5...because I love that last dance! Nice song too...the movie was a bit short but sweet, so just make 'em longer next time... Keep up the good work!

[Stairway To Heaven]

tough 4 me to review...

I LOVE Led Zeppelin (one of my favorite bands EVER!!!) and yet, I don't like the Clock Crew... And now they have both merged in a way that makes me sing along with pure happiness and grind my teeth with uter disgust...I am now confused... DAMN YOU CLOCK CREW!!! I will continue to like Led Zeppelin, however, and do appreciate the time and effort that was put into this. I liked those different versions of the animation thing, that was a good touch... I think this is the only good review I have given to a clock's work since "For Damon." You should feel proud (and if you don't, I really don't care)... Keep up the "good" work...

[Madness Avenger]

AWSOME!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SPOILERS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I loved this!!! He finally got the sheriff!!! I didn't think he could ever do it! I would howerver like to see some bonus movies like a showdown between him and that Jesus character and the clown guy...I liked the way the killings happened but I think there was too much blood that time the guy got shot in the head...I also thought he should have had a katana sword to start with (because it's an ownage sword!) but the dual knives was good! I wanted to see some chain-gun action though!!!! =( O well, it was still awsome and I hope that you don't stop making these, they rule!

Vote "5" or Bob Dole will go to your house and force-feed you Viagra!!!

[Hell On Earth- Episode 1]

Dane Cook rules!

I saw his comedy central special so many times!! That is one funny (and immature...but in a good way) guy! Great graphics, sound and style were used in this animation and I can't wait until the next one! Keep up the good work!

[Friday The 13th Part Deux]

Another classic!

This has to be one of the best works with sprites since Link's Quest For Ass 2!!! Funny stuff! Keep up the good work and make more!!!