PHOENIXtrunks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strawberry's Computer]

This ownz!!!

The animation is smooth, the voices are well done (for being clocks) and the idea is funny as hell!!! I have to give you props for making your name queer, that takes balls. From now on when people talk about TurdClock, they will think about that homo clock that has anal sex with other clocks... Well, I dunno if u really are gay...But that's besides the point... This movie rocks!

TurdClock responds:

i'm not really gay....if I were do you think I would be making fun of gayness and being so incredibly sick in a gay way ?

[(2003)Hulky 2:Final]

"we're on his back!"

HAHAHA!!! Nice stuff man... I know this review is late but I had to watch the classics! Anyways...how did you and toxicbomb (now _TOX_) change your names and still keep your old movies under the new names and even in people's fav. artist lists? Tell me whenever you get the chance to see this and keep up the good work!!!

_KNOX_ IS GOD!!!! He kicks "B" in the nutz and makes Clocks pee!!! <---random but satisfying

Knox responds:

yeah! just go to personal profile,and change your alias :)

[***NOTHING'S ON FIRE***]

I like this!

Nice concept! This has great potential. Plus, the animation is nice and smooth. The only thing that isn't good is that the main character's voice is not loud enough. Besides that, this rules! Keep up the good work! I'll be waiting for the next one to come out!

IsOnFire-2 responds:

Sorry bout my voice, ill try to get a bit closer next time. Thanks for the review!

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

...*sigh*

That was a birthday present? Wow, that was bad... The thought is what counts, right? Well, it didn't look like it took much thought to make this... BLAM!

-...leave it to the english to make bears gay...

Gregory22 responds:

Thanx Man....Your a fucking cock i dont care what u say and by the way it took me about 7hours to make this and i did put a fair bit of effort so i would apreciate it it if u jumped off a cliff and died fuck head.

[Ice Station: Tribute]

...huh?

O.K... Which team was the "good" team again? All the supposed heroes died... Besides that, nice job. Clean graphics and nice sound. At least you accomplished something...what may that be you ask? Well, I'm going to go check that book out!!!

Darren-Whelan responds:

The grey uniformed marines were the good guys. And if you read tha book, you will find out that many of hte heroes do die. But I didn't want to spoil the story for yas so I didn't reveal who prevails. Happy Readin!

[The Mole]

I realize u were making fun of a freind...

...but y did u have to put it on NG? I'm sure if I knew your friend, it would have been funny. But since I don't, I'm gonna have to give this a bad score because the quality is god-awful... I'm gonna watch that Eminem thing the last guy wrote about...but if that aint good, I will never watch your shit again! Later!

The-Mercenary responds:

You already seen M&M, and I realiZe that you check out a piece of shit! Just read my response to M&M thing. And doent get pissed, you got what was comming to ya!

[Drowning in the Rain]

ummmmm...

the guy didn't have a dick...or he was pissing out of his hands...because I never heard of completely covering your dick when pissing...besides that, it was kinda funny but I couldn't really understand what the toilet was saying (don't hear that everyday). Well, I'm gonna give this a "3" because it was average work... Just being honest.

Hiarch responds:

What an odd request.... Why the hell do you want to see the guys dick? i didn't want to release any pornographic material on newgrounds would have to be the reason.

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

Way better than the second one...

Although I liked the first one the best, I really liked this one. I was hoping that this wouldn't be the final one. So, if your gonna do voice-overs for movies that are based on games, then how bout....ummmm....hmmm, there aren't that many...OH! How bout Street Fighter? Or Final Fantasy? In either case, you shouldn't quit making these movies, they own! Good luck on your next project and keep up the good work!

Vote "5" or a giant jell-o will jiggle you to death (leading cause of most teenage deaths)!!!

Knox responds:

yup i was attacked by the jello once..actually..i dont think i ever got away.. :(

[~The Soda Machine~]

haha, nice

great smooth animation even though I think sticks are old. This was really random and didn't make any sense at all...I LIKE IT! I think this calls for a claymation recreation!!! (well, I would like it at least...) Aight, well, keep up the good work (been a while since your last submission)! lates.

vote 5 or a monkey will eat your scrotum! It's happened before!!! (not to me smart asses...)

toxicbomb responds:

I know, my next one may make a little bit more sense ;-) haha thanks for your criticismistic (a word?) review! :-D

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

another work of art from Knox!

DUDE! How the hell do you find the time to respond to every review!? haha, well, this movie was funny, but I think you said the line wrong (the part when the monster first grabs the newspaper),"What did I tell you I was gonna do if you touched the stick?" Wasn't that supposed to say "newspaper?" Well, besides my retarded observations, this was a really, really good claymation! I have tons of respect for you because you truley are the king of clay (and voice-overs^^)! I look forward to your next movie. Good luck responding to everyone's reviews!

Knox responds:

ill need it...